From Happy Feet to Happy Penis

No, Happy Penis had nothing to do with Happy Feet. Now you see, Mr. Happy Penis is an icon who is living the real 'Malaysian Dream'. Mawi and Dato K aside, that is.

Every little child in the country knows bout the story of this small village boy with a very humble background, rise to the top of fame as a local hero. Despite his effort to remain anonymous and helping the needy in shadows, he was made famous by an enemy who invaded his modesty. Alas, true hero had the last victory and he was granted a Palace by the King, and as all the children know, they lived happily ever after.

From a village in the Melacca state, he started off like every other ordinary Malaysian, he worked as a railroad operator, clerk, etc. He worked hard, and soon his perseverance and determination won him many hearts. A samaritan, many regard him as a father figure. They had stand up to defend him in his hard time, calling him 'Bapa'.

Most heroes were remembered for their single heroic act, but this Hero, he had done so many good deeds so quietly; though trivial to some, all that he safed always speak fondly of him.

On his course defending the weaks and mustering a petty wealth, he developed envious enemies. They attacked him, tearing down his earnest 'Satay House' with libelous accusations that it was illegally erected. They used the legal term: 'Erectile Dysfunction'. It was the darkest moment in history, evil had its first laugh. Further violent allegations had cost him his job in a Local Public Service Center. He volunteerily accepted his 'Premature Ejaculation'.

When the world gang up upon him, he didn't loose his faith in people and continued his benevolence acts. Soon the King knew about his perilous effort to make the world a better place. He was granted a piece of land to construct a Social Care and Aid for the underpriviledged, what he does best.

Today, his noble achievement is widely known among Malaysia, his children are respectable patriots in the same Local Public Service Center, vowing to follow his footsteps. Many has learned well from his chivalrous undertaking and setting up many other Social Care and Aid for the underpriviledged in the country. It is forseen that his true story will go down well in the history marking the beginning of a golden era in this country.

So it seems, all (maybe most) of the kids in this country want to grow up and be like Mr. Happy Penis. Truly a 'Malaysian Dream' comes true.