Sex and the Cities

Malaysian: Malaysia Boleh! 60 pun Boleh!
Singaporean: We have to admit, our ministers were no match!

Taiwan: This is political assasination, minus 2 bullets.
Pakistan: This is political assasination, minus one big bomb.

French: He could divorce his wife and marry his mistress. Too bad there were no Disneyland there.
Arabs: He doesn't have to divorce his wife, as long as the quota has not exceeded.

China: He should be prosecuted and executed.
Australia: He's healthy, he's capable, he's Chinese. Let's recruit him into our cabinet.

American: He could write a book, 'My Story'.
Japanese: He could make another movie. Why haven't we think of laptop?

Indian: He should outsource the IT here, so he can concentrate on sex.
Thais: He should outsource the sex here, so he can concentrate on IT.

Due to Visit Malaysia Year 2007, the nation has seen a critical shortage of hotel rooms. This has resulted in many regular customers checking in to the same room to avoid overbooking. As tourist swarm in, this could mean occupancy rate going over the roof, not that the roofs were any tough, though.

Speculation that government would pass a Human Rights Law to scan all hotel rooms after it was vacated, has sprout mixed emotions. Hotels operators see it as disruptive overhead, while many were thankful that chances of them caught with their pants down, are down sturdyly.